In The Uncommon Reader, Alan Bennett imagines an alternate reality where Queen Elizabeth II stumbles across a traveling library, checks out a book to be polite, and reads it, because, “Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up. Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy” (11). She had picked a book at random because she recognized the author as an acquaintance, and though she found it dull, she felt compelled out of politeness to check out another. Soon she’s hooked. She begins reading compulsively, even propping a book on her knees while she’s waving out her carriage. The formerly prompt queen begins running late and stops paying attention to her dress, to the point where her servants begin to worry that she’s developing Alzheimer’s. Her ministers attempt to hide her books and dismiss Norman, her friend and guide through literature, in the hopes that it will dissuade her from this new (and apparently dangerous) pastime.
The book is both a fun imagination of the Queen’s inner life and a mediation on the joys of reading. She beings writing down what she thinks about the books she reads and it’s a short step from this to writing about what happens to her in her life and what she thinks about the people she encounters. The surprise ending reads something like a drop off a cliff, but on contemplation, seems the perfect ending to this short little tale. Highly recommended!